Monday New Art — Assbeard: Think Outside Your Ass! (My Original Art)

Ah how I hate corporate lackey jargon and catchphrases. “Synergize and leverage interdisciplinary strengths”, “It will speak to that in the language”, “Moving forward we will address that in the strategy”, as well as a host of other meaningless corporate dribble.

Speaking of dribble, gang, here’s some awesome ass-dribble in the form of today’s all-new-all-original-all-mega-buttastic JGR Monday New Art!! It’s one of my most hated corporate catch phrases, “Think outside the box”. This ass-terpiece of big business jargon-jackassery is entitled Assbeard: Think Outside Your Ass! It was lovingly hand crafted by me, your good old bestest internets buddy Joe!

A special thanks to Noah who helped me brainstorm the catchphrase “Think Outside Your Ass!”

As always gang, do enjoy!

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All artwork, illustration and design copyright Joseph V. Barrile — JoesGiantRobots.com

~Joe

A message from Joe…

Woofnerts and hiya Roboteers, I wanted to just give a heartfelt thank you too all of my readers and followers!! Thank you all for making this a fun experience and a place I can plaster my artwork, humor, and pop culture likes and dislikes.

It’s been a great fun three years and I look forward to bringing you all my special brand of internet magic for (hopefully) years to come.

Your bestest internet buddy, Joe

All artwork, illustration and design copyright Joseph V. Barrile — JoesGiantRobots.com

CONCLUDING this Monday on JoesGiantRobots.com - The Biffeteer!

That’s right Roboteers, it all ends this Monday in the thrilling and funny conclusion of The Biffeteer: Chapter 6 - “Victory of the Biffeteer”!

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All artwork, illustration and design copyright Joseph V. Barrile — JoesGiantRobots.com

~Joe

(MODOK) Monday New Art — MODOK WOOF! (My Original Art)

KAZOWIE AND WHIZBANG, coming at you like MINDBLAST, Roboteers - it’s MODOK Monday New Art - and here is a brand spankin’ new illustration I created last Thursday, March 21, 2013!! It really doesn’t get any fresher than this, gang! This baby still has that brand new art smell!

The good folks at MARCH MODOK MADNESS posted my entry into their massive collective of MODOKs on Friday, March 22, 2013!! Check it out  by CLICKING HERE GANG!

I’ve wanted to do my rendition of the magnificently malevolent MODOK and participate in MARCH MODOK MADNESS for several years now. I think I first came upon the website in 2009 and it was MODOK love at first MODOK sight. Well, Roboteers, last Thursday inspiration struck me like a piano falling from a 30 story building in a Popeye cartoon… and BAMMO buckaroos… MODOK WOOF! was the result!

“WHAT THE F@CK IS A MODOK”, you ask dear Roboteers… let me illuminate you. Here’s some info from the Wiki:

MODOK (also written as M.O.D.O.K; acronym for Mental/Mobile/Mechanized Organism Designed Only for Killing) is a fictional character that appears in comic books published by Marvel Comics. The character first appeared in Tales of Suspense #93 (September 1967) and was created by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby.

I’m very pleased and excited to be participating in this years MODOK shenanigans. I hope you all enjoy this illustration as much as I did creating it.

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MODOK copyright Marvel Comics. Illustration and design, copyright Joseph V. Barrile — JoesGiantRobots.com

~Joe